Get The Fuck Out

Feb 10, 2015

If you ever want to lose respect for people you thought were functioning members of society, or just want to see what it's like to adopt a bus full of retarded monkey's throwing their own shit all over the house.. invite some friends to move in with you for a few months.

Below is a modified version of the chart I created as a teenager to manage my primary income and bills. For some reason, they never had anything like this for themselves, so I thought I'd help out.

I guess they don't mind hiding from bill collection agencies. I guess getting punched out by your roommate for passive aggressive games, sleeping on a mattress next to a furnace in a dank basement, or crying to your aunts to borrow money just to laugh about not working a full time job, is perfectly ok with these man-babies.

Money though, honestly, is the least of their problems. Whenever I confronted them it felt like I was talking to a child. Grown men in their 30s and 40s, acting like they didn't know any better.

Donny, Dustin, Ernie.. you should be ashamed of yourselves. Not because you couldn't pay 1/3 of what I've been paying myself, alone, but because you took my situation and used it as an opportunity to "live it up" like petty assholes. Before this, I thought I knew you. I respected you. Now I know what a bunch of pathetic losers you are, and I will never, ever forget it.

Between the 3 of you sad sacks of shit, you owe me a combined total of $7,310. For rent, stolen items, and repairs to my house and appliances. You know me.. you WILL pay, one way or the other.

Until then, have fun being back in the wild, you stupid animals.

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