Contact Dan Houser
I prefer text messages, but here's a few alternatives

	Business: redcrypticsand@aol.com - computer work, security setups, etc.
	Personal: ninjatoilet@aol.com - questions, comments, requests, etc.
	Text & VM only: (410) 989-1354

Subject of Emails must contain "DH82" or I will NOT receive them.

My real number hasn't changed in over 20 years. If you have it, use it. If you've tried to
call me recently and it went to voicemail it's because my phone removes contacts after 3 months
of no communication. You'll have to text me, tell me who you are, and I'll call you back.

In other words, my phone doesn't let me know in ANY way that someone's calling me,
unless they're already in my contacts. No sounds, vibrations, nothing until I check it.

Don't have my number? Use the 1 above, verify yourself, and I'll send it.

If all else fails, tape a string to a can and scream in it.

Too Lazy to Give a Damn?

Line App (danhouser) or scan a QR Contact code with your phone (right).

I do have a facebook but I only check it once every 3 to 6 months because of what a boring
normie ass waste of a time it is and anything interesting or truthful is just not allowed.

Fastest / laziest way: take a steaming alphabetical dump on my chest survey.

Social Media share stats and buttons removed due to the irrelavance of those networks in such an age of manipulation, fake accounts, and the fact that theyre no longer networks of users, but state-funded propaganda pushers. Real shit gets buried, fake shit gets promoted. Trash.

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