Subject of Email must contain "DH82" or I will NOT receive it.
My number hasn't changed in over 20 years. If you have it, use it. If you've tried to call
In other words, my phone doesn't let me know in ANY way that someone's calling me,
If all else fails, tape a string to a can and scream in it.
Too Lazy to Give a Damn?
Snapchat (danhouser) or scan a QR Contact code with your phone (right).
Take a steaming alphabetical dump on my chest survey?