Contact Dan Houser
I prefer text messages, but here's a few alternatives

	Business: redcrypticsand@aol.com - computer work, security setups, etc.
	Personal: ninjatoilet@aol.com - questions, comments, requests, etc.
	Text or Call: (410) 989-1354

Subject of Email must contain "DH82" or I will NOT receive it.

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If all else fails, tape a string to a can and scream in it.

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or, add just some regular ass contact info to your phone..

Take a steaming alphabetical dump on my chest survey!