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Contact Dan Houser |  |
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Business: redcrypticsand@aol.com - computer work, security setups, etc. |
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Personal: ninjatoilet@aol.com - questions, comments, requests, etc. |
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Subject of Email must contain "DH82" or I will NOT receive it.
My number hasn't changed in over 20 years. If you have it, use it. If you've tried to call
me recently and it went to voicemail it's because my phone removes contacts after 3 months
of no communication. You'll have to text me, tell me who you are, and I'll add you back.
In other words, my phone doesn't let me know in ANY way that someone's calling me,
unless they're already in my contacts. No sounds, vibrations, notifications.. nothing.
Don't have my number? Email me, verify yourself, and I'll send it.
If all else fails, tape a string to a can and scream in it.
Too Lazy to Give a Damn?
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Snapchat (danhouser) or scan a QR Contact code with your phone (right).
Take a steaming alphabetical dump on my chest survey?