"Crack Slut"
Written, recorded, performed, and produced, by Dan Houser 82.
® © 2004, DaN HouSeR 82, all rights reserved.

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come on bitch! bring it back now

boom boom tisst tih pah boom boom tisst ahah
boom [smacks a bowl of cereal out the way]


puttin makeup on cuttin lines a coke
like you're somethin, what a fuckin joke

bitch look in the mirror, you think thats hot?
even without the stretch marks and scabs I think not

you talk to people like you're jesus
while your cunt's stinkin and you're dyin from diseases

you're a complete and total nothing
face down ass full and some fierce dick suckin

you act like you know with intelligent debate
when your brain dead ass can't even talk straight

you got about as much class as a fuckin maggot
wormin it's way through a dick and up the ass of a faggot

crack slut. you're just a dirty horse cunt.
a fuckin mangy crack slut.
you're just a faceless butt fuck.
nobody misses you slut.


you excel at being worthless beyond belief
breath smellin like queef, pubic hair in your teeth

I'm erasing you from my memory, cause you ain't
worthy of my time, and don't try cause you'll never be

you're nothin but fake, an idiotic flake
and I'm ashamed I ever knew you what a fuckin mistake

yeah, you think it's funny, bitch you got lucky
I didn't slap you around and make you piss like a puppy

I'm above that but if you attack
you get a mutilated face from a 20 pound axe

that's right, I'm a maniac psycho
and there ain't a god damn fuckin thing you can do about it
hoe

crack slut. you're just a dirty horse cunt.
a fuckin mangy crack slut.
you're just a faceless butt fuck.
nobody misses you slut.
you're just a dirty horse cunt.
a fuckin mangy crack slut.


you don't know what it's like dan, try to understand
I fucked up and I'll never be the same again

well I never had to blow for cocaine dough
cause I'm smart enough to know how that story goes

you gotta see me now, I'm so hot it's like wow
bitch somebody lied to you, I'd rather fuck a cow

tryin to act flirty, and we all know you're dirty
thank god you won't live to see the age of thirty

you're as pleasant to see, as a thorn bush to the eye
I'd rather eat the flies out a dingle berry pie

with your fat gut saggin, I'm just laughin
cocaine exchange for some back seat action

and you do it to yourself, there's no one else to blame
beggin in the rain for a lil spare change

even people in restaurants get up and leave
it's like "easy with that fuckin face, I'm tryina eat!"

crack slut. you're just a dirty horse cunt.
a fuckin mangy crack slut.
you're just a faceless butt fuck.
nobody misses you slut.


boom boom ah bu ah bu ah ahh

if they knew the truth, you'd have no reason to live
you gotta lotta fuckin nerve askin me to forgive

but I thought about it. I said what the hell for
I wanna piss in your face as you're dyin on the floor

so keep fuckin drug dealers for the rocks he has
and he can flick you in the trash like a fuckin piece of ass

crack slut. you're just a dirty horse cunt.
a fuckin mangy crack slut.
you're just a faceless butt fuck.
nobody misses you slut.
you're just a dirty horse cunt.
a fuckin mangy crack slut.
you're just a faceless butt fuck.
nobody misses you slut.