"Glitter Vomit Seizure Dance"
Written, recorded, performed, and produced, by Dan Houser 82.
® © 2011, DaN HouSeR 82, all rights reserved.

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yeah I'm that guy they talk about
butt naked, screaming "come on down!"

so what's new? you still a cum dumpster?
oh me? I'm still me mother fucker

I dance, pop and lock
watch me spin as I grab my cock

yeah, I'm all over the place
twenty pound testicles slapping your face

girl don't make me slap you
let's do this dance, I'll show you how just
ummmmmmmm yeahhhhhhhh
it's the glitter vomit seizure dance
girl don't make me slap you
please stop talking, I don't care and
yeahhhhhhhhh nowwww
let's choke you 'til you lose all bowl control


bitch! I mean, hello ladies
I like to dance around piles of burning babies

no really, I like your hair
let me pour you a drink through my shit stained underwear

cause me and you girl we just click
I know you're ugly but I just don't give a shit

seriously though, shut up hoe!
cause I love you, and I hate you also

girl don't make me slap you
let's do this dance, I'll show you how just
ummmmmmmm yeahhhhhhhh
it's the glitter vomit seizure dance
girl don't make me slap you
please stop talking, I don't care and
yeahhhhhhhhh nowwww
just shoot a flaming fart into my face


my wife just left me, man that was hard
I hit about ninety when I pushed her out the car

but she's fine, she died, so what's up?
what's it gonna take for me to put it in your butt?

oh is that your man? the gay surfer with a tan?
do you feel safe hitting harder than he can?

I killed 3 people just to get in this place
look at me again man I'll uppercut you out your flip-flops

[clears throat] I know we just met
but I can tell I got your butthole wet

fuck! she hit me with a tazer
I kicked that skinny bitch across a table

just call me the boss! suck it or you're fired
I'll bust a glass on your face and tell you I'm hired

but a real man don't beat a woman, instead
he's only gotta hit her once, and she's dead

girl don't make me slap you
let's do this dance, I'll show you how just
ummmmmmmm yeahhhhhhhh
it's the glitter vomit seizure dance
girl don't make me slap you
please stop talking, I don't care and
yeahhhhhhhhh nowwww
get on my back and piss all down my
girl don't make me slap you
let's do this dance, I'll show you how just
ummmmmmmm yeahhhhhhhh
it's the glitter vomit seizure dance
girl don't make me slap you
please stop talking, I don't care and
yeahhhhhhhhh nowwww
put a gun to your dick and blow it out the back of your pants