"Obama Be Trippin' (skinny poop)"
Written, recorded, performed, and produced, by Dan Houser 82.
® © 2010, DaN HouSeR 82, all rights reserved.
 

hi, I'm barrack Obama. somebody just slipped me some truth serum yo!
and now I feel like singing. [slurp & cough] delicious. [battle cry]

when I was born in Kenya wohhh
they had a job for me

said when you grow up, you'll go to the top
and be the puppet master of DC

they assigned me a hairless gorilla
she dresses up in a gown
so vote for me, you'll live for free
just empty your bank account

ohh, what a fool
I wanna enslave you
cause I'm the Trojan horse
too small for my drawers
skinny poop

you'll see it's true
a Muslim like me
can learn to be
anything you'll believe

now, I've never been a racist
I'll probably never be, but
did we forget we live in a free country?
say it with me... f--- it

I think the only thing that's dumber than
a conspiracy suggestion

is turning on, your TV
and believing without question

divide and conquer our minds so
we don't, know what action to take

it's red or blue, yeah false or true
but the whole damn thing is fake

ohh, what a fool
I wanna enslave you
cause I'm the Trojan horse
too small for my drawers
skinny poop

you'll see it's true
a Muslim like me
can learn to be
anything you'll believe


can learn to be
anything you'll believe

it's always been
anything you'll believe
yeah