A small sample of the ones I've seen copied the most.
Until you can enter a room full of frowns and leave
it full of smiles, you are still apart of the "negativity"
you think you see in others.
A real man don't beat a woman, instead, he's
only got to hit her once, and she's dead.
Our whole planet trades wealth in gold. Who says
gold is even valuable? Because it's rare? Who's collecting
this shit and what are they using it for?!
[april fools day] Shot a guy in the stomach and
yelled "APRIL FOOLS!". Man, the look on his
I should have a doctor look at this thing on my
wiener. It's like a sack of some kind. Almost like
it has balls in them.
You may follow my footsteps, but you haven't
been where I have to know where you're going.
When the truth is impossible to know, there are
2 choices. Decide what's true like a fool, or remain
neutral & learn that which is greater than the truth.
Social engineering: Divide people into 2 groups.
Piss on one, shit on the other, and whoever stands up
for themselves first, are the "crazy" ones.
I've never seen anyone wearing skintight pants,
with a belt, but still falling down and thought "there's
a guy who's got his shit together."
Loyalty is hard to come by mainly because it requires
people to think about someone other than themselves.
When someone gives you a compliment and an insult
in the same sentence, accept neither.
[valentines day] Today I'm letting Bitch out
of the kitchen for a few hours. She thanked me though
so I had to punch her in the face for speaking.
Maturity isn't some card you receive in the
mail for getting your license, buying a car, getting
married, buying a house, having kids, or completing
your college education. If you thought it was, it might
explain why people still think you're a piece of
Proud of my country,
politics, who I am.
There is no greater evidence that we are a planet
of children than the current state of the world today.
A healthy mind faces reality. An unhealthy mind
avoids it. Remember this every time you unfollow your
friends and family, block someone, or ignore information
that challenges your beliefs. Mental illness starts
small. Check yourself.
Whenever I notice my dog has a random boner I run
up and point at it screaming "you think that's
funny?! is everything just a JOKE to you?!"
What I see most on social networking sites is extreme
fear of one another's opinions. The result is everyone
talking about nothing because it feels safe.
Sometimes you get what you need. Sometimes you
get what you want. But you will always get what you
Living a positive lifestyle isn't about cowering
away from negativity. It's facing it, chewing it
up & spitting it out. Get some teeth, chump!
My dog Ninja was barking at all the thunder, so
I said to him "relax", to which he replied "suck
my balls". Where do they learn this shit?
Whenever I outsmart someone they sarcastically call
me a genius. Isn't it possible I'm just a regular
guy? And you're just a fucking idiot?
Pretending your shit don't stink will only attract
others who think their shit don't stink. Then what
you'll have is nothing but shit and a bunch of people
pretending they don't smell it.
When you label yourself a democrat or republican,
you're telling the world that you're apart of
Dude said I wasn't really a ninja so, I did
a front flip, pulled my pants down, shit in the air,
landed, then kicked my shit into his mouth.
We all agree that "stupid people" outnumber
us 10 to 1. So why can we not agree that what's "popular"
is a product of stupidity?
Some people are offended by my "tough love"
approach. Sorry, but if it were subtle, the message
would be lost. I'm the type of person that'd
rather tell you about the booger hanging out your nose
than let you walk around embarrassing yourself. I'd
expect the same.
I don't think people realize that quotes like "keep
your friends close and your enemies closer" and "the
enemy of my enemy is my friend" are meant to show
a cowardly two-faced nature of a person's character.
If someone is talking bad or bringing trouble to
someone you care about, they're not your friend.
I stand in silence while you attempt to destroy
me. Not because it doesn't hurt, but because it
does, and I will use that. For what happens next.
When judging through a window, you mostly see yourself.
Here's a social media "challenge" for you..
post nothing but your own original content (pictures, jokes, thoughts,
opinions). In all the years I've used social media, not once have I posted
something I didn't create or come up with myself.