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apps, shirts, prints, keys, music, samples, and more

Support? the best way is directly! Through patreon, paypal, or cashapp!

You can also choose to purchase one of my products, below.

2024 Stuff

Click either image above to buy and or customize color and size!

Software / Games

Music Collection

You've heard the 5 free tracks, now get all 41 for just $7.

HD Prints

Price for 36x20 inch print: $35 Regular sized prints: $10 Capture resolution: 3680x2070 (that's 2x HD, native)

Contact me for print options on any my photos.

DrumKit Samples

	00s & 80s	$2.25
	CX-Dirty	$1.50
	CX-Hard	$1.50
	CX-Tech	$1.50
	FatCrispy	$1.50

Buy all 6 for $5.00 & save $3.25. HOLY FUCK!

All kits CD quality uncompressed ".wav" files and
Include: bass drum, snare, hat closed, hat open.
Some contain extras: crash, tambourine, clap.

Words Of Wisdom

2017: this CafePress account banned. No reason given.

Cryptic T-Shirts

Brotherhood of The Snake (earth)

Harvest of the Illuminati (universe)

2020: these 2 products removed. Contact me directly if you would like to order, I'm still
able to do the old preffered "spray on stencil" technique from before I had this company
handle it. Guess I got a little too close for these elite parasites with my covert coms!

Music Singles

Get my hit single "Obama Be Trippin' (skinny poop)"
now on: iTunes, Rhapsody, Napster, & Zune! -Now FREE

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