Contact Dan Houser
text message my cell if you have it, if not, see below

	Business: [email protected] - computer work, security setups, etc.
	Personal: [email protected] - questions, comments, requests, etc.
	Text before calling: (410) 989-1354

Subject of Emails must contain "DH82" or I will NOT receive them.

My real cell number hasn't changed in over 20 years. If you have it, use it. If you've tried to
call me recently and it went to voicemail, it's because my phone removes contacts after 1 year
of no communication. You'll have to text me, tell me who you are, and I'll call you back.

In other words, my phone doesn't let me know in ANY way that someone's calling me,
unless they're already in my contacts. No sounds, vibrations, nothing until I check it.

If all else fails, tape a string to a can and scream in it.

Too Lazy to Give a Damn?

Take a steaming alphabetical dump on my chest survey.

 I do have a facebook but I only check it once every 3 to 6 months because of what a boring
normie ass waste of a time it is and anything interesting or truthful is just not allowed.

Main