To have popular opinions you have to be just the right amount of stupid. Think ahead, they'll call you crazy. Talk in hindsight, get ignored.

Be just stupid enough to have exactly the same thoughts as the rest of the herds at the same time and bingo.. you're a genius!

Your hero Machiavelli was a little bitch. If you lie, cheat, steal, and conspire to destroy what you could never build.. you're nothing. These traits have never earned respect from anyone, anywhere in the world, and they never will.

Whenever I notice my dog has a random boner I run up and point at it screaming "you think that's funny?! Is everything just a JOKE to you?!"

Our whole planet trades wealth in gold. Who says gold is even valuable? Because it's rare? Who's collecting this shit and what are they using it for?!

[april fools day] Shot a guy in the stomach and yelled "APRIL FOOLS!". Man, the look on his face!

I should have a doctor look at this thing on my wiener. It's like a sack of some kind. Almost like it has balls in them.

My dog was barking at all the thunder, so I said to him "relax", to which he replied "suck my balls". Where do they learn this shit?

When the truth is impossible to know, there are 2 choices. Decide what's true like a fool, or remain neutral & learn that which is greater than the truth.

Pretending your shit don't stink will only attract others who think their shit don't stink. Then what you'll have is nothing but shit and a bunch of people pretending they don't smell it.

When you label yourself a democrat or republican, you're telling the world that you're a part of the problem.

Dude said I wasn't really a ninja so, I did a front flip, pulled my pants down, shit in the air, landed, then kicked my shit into his mouth.

We all agree that "stupid people" outnumber us 10 to 1. So why can we not agree that what's "popular" is a product of stupidity?

Some people are offended by my "tough love" approach. Sorry, but if it were subtle, the message would be lost. I'm the type of person that'd rather tell you about the booger hanging out your nose than let you walk around embarrassing yourself. I'd expect the same.

Maturity isn't some card you receive in the mail for getting your license, buying a car, getting married, buying a house, having kids, or completing your college education. If you thought it was, it might explain why people still think you're a piece of shit.

I stand in silence while you attempt to destroy me. Not because it doesn't hurt, but because it does, and I will use that. For what happens next.

In all of human history, the world has only ever advanced by the mind of a single person. It's always been, and always will be, One against Billions. ..be that 1. There is no strength in numbers. Only ignorance.

No one becomes a success or failure by accident. It's a process. Made by decisions, driven by habits. Ups & downs won't do it. Mindset does.

Leftism is basically people punching themselves in the face expecting it to hurt others.

Here's a better question about calling Public Servants (who we pay with our taxes to work for us) "elites".. what are they "elite" at? Nothing. They're worthless.

They're every bit the definition of "parasite", and their "host" is society.

Until you can enter a room full of frowns and leave it full of smiles, you are still a part of the "negativity" you think you see in others.

A real man don't beat a woman, instead, he's only got to hit her once, and she's dead.

What I see most on social networking sites is extreme fear of one another's opinions. The result is everyone talking about nothing because it feels safe.

Sometimes you get what you want. Sometimes you get what you need. But you will always get what you deserve.

Living a positive lifestyle isn't about cowering away from negativity. It's facing it, chewing it up & spitting it out. Get some teeth, chump!

You may follow my footsteps, but you haven't been where I have to know where you're going.

Whenever I outsmart someone they sarcastically call me a genius. Isn't it possible I'm just a regular guy? And you're just a fucking idiot?

Social engineering: Divide people into 2 groups. Piss on one, shit on the other, and whoever stands up for themselves first, are the "crazy" ones.

I've never seen anyone wearing skintight pants, with a belt, but still falling down and thought "there's a guy who's got his shit together."

Loyalty is hard to come by mainly because it requires people to think about someone other than themselves.

When someone gives you a compliment and an insult in the same sentence, accept neither.

[valentines day] Today I'm letting my girl out of the kitchen for a few hours. She thanked me though so I had to punch her in the face for speaking.

I don't think people realize that quotes like "keep your friends close and your enemies closer" and "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" are meant to show a cowardly two-faced nature of a person's character.

A healthy mind faces reality. An unhealthy mind avoids it. Remember this every time you unfollow your friends and family, block someone, or ignore information that challenges your beliefs. Mental illness starts small. Check yourself.

When judging through a window, you mostly see yourself.

Commies / Democrats.. they hate us the way a rapist hates a woman knowing self-defence.

I've always lived by the philosophy of.. feed your friends, starve your enemies, and the day you can't tell the difference.. let them go.

I defend friends. I attack foes. This is ONLY confusing to SNAKES.