Dan Houser 82 .com [arch]

Aug 18, 2018: this, is the most exciting time, of my life! 3 huge events, all happening the same time!

Jun 7, 2018: we back online and then some! approaching 500k on esoan + Q bump! created "Meme Station 2P" here, which allows you to add 2 pictures instead of 1, for comics. opened 2018B photo gallery, a BF5 blog post, and updated color tone generator (plus presets). ..August 27th!

Apr 26, 2018: book update.. everyone fighting about what I can and can't have in it. game update.. a lot of progress since taking over the project. life, overall.. knocking out everything I touch. oh and coincidentally (I'm sure), all but 3 of my YouTube accounts, all but 3 of my Twitter accounts, and ALL of my Facebook pages are completely frozen. both in views and being able to interact with them. they haven't been banned, they're still there, but any interaction with them won't work. it looks like it works to the person commenting or trying to share, whatever, but no one sees it. yup, but don't worry, I'll make it known from the larger accounts that continue to grow, and so will everyone else being censored. no matter how hard you try, you can not silence us just because you're a bunch of pissy losers. was it because of my new gadget? ..shiiit, I knew you'd like that.

Mar 3, 2018: updated DanzTools, combined a few pages into mapping index plus info, and adding more photos to 2017D18A (extended time due to how busy we've been). life is amazing! i wake up every day excited as hell. i go to work excited, i come home excited.. every day is fucking perfection!

Nov 11, 2017: sold my house and bought a new one. total upgrade! busy moving and setting up! opened 2017D photo gallery. stay tuned for a big blog post to get everyone up to date.

Sep 10, 2017: back in the US. sorting thousands of pictures / videos. best vacation ever!

Aug 20, 2017: I've been told that now would be the perfect time to make this post (previously mailed privately) public. I don't know why. as for site updates.. started 2017C gallery, added another video to tapes, and made a wallpaper out of the metal yin-yang symbol I made at Glenstone 2.

Mar 12, 2017: happy birthday to my lovely wife! so busy. universe aligning! opened 2017A.

Jan 22, 2017: Leftovers 2016 video. If you happened to see the woman's march against Trump for retards with vagina's on their heads.. refer to my post from 2015, MTV Pussyheads. Catch up on that news on my twitter feed, it's hilarious.

Jun 6, 2017: accidentally committed changes to my about me page (will update soon).. can one of you dorks send me the copy you saved for court? from 2014? show me you're more than a shitty lawyer! meeting in New York went pretty well, seeing as I was scheduled for an hour and wound up staying 7. will do what I have to, regardless. floor plans off to get finalized, and got my $20K finally from team crusty cunts. new galy 2017B.

Dec 3, 2016: investigations continue. working on making certain blog posts (from members section) public, while others stay hidden, something similar to what I came up with for photos in galleries.

Nov 12, 2016: all photos now open full-screen, started 2016D gallery. some LibTard advice.

Oct 16, 2016: added 40 to close 2016C gallery with, created a color tone generator for painting my house, uploaded another video to tapes playlist, and updated DanzTools. if you're looking to migrate from Windows 7 and have security concerns, I would suggest skipping straight to Linux Mint above all other options. if you handle a lot of multimedia applications though, stick with Windows 7 and download the "convenience rollup update" (from Microsoft) to get all the latest patches in 1 package, then DL the "GWX Control Panel" app to get rid of all the Win10 garbage.

Sep 9, 2016: confusing mess of a performance from her lawyer. I came seeking a peace order. "does this protect me and my property?" yes or no. my interest in anything else was zero. bigger things.

Sep 6, 2016: by refusing to sign the "Quit Claim Deed" so I could file an "Assumption Of Mortgage" since 2014, she has proven that her case was in fact NOT about getting her name off my house. Instead, it proves extortion, in full documentation. sell my house, keep my house, I win.

Aug 24, 2016: very busy. uploaded a video to tapes, opened 2016C photo gallery.

Jun 28, 2016: added 63 to 2016B. launching hardcore journalism site soon.

Jun 2, 2016: her lawyer's face after seeing the evidence. realizing she's not a victim, but a liar and a criminal. just 1 page out of 52. no more delays.

May 23, 2016: more photos (38) added to 2016B. experimenting with twitter feeds.

May 15, 2016: to date, I've spent over $50,000.00 (since Jul '14) defending myself and struggling under the extortion tactics of "The Walrus" (a collective of scamming losers). The "evidocs" file I posted back in Feb is still important. Should anything happen to me under their constant threats, this archive acts as a pass for authorities to obtain the evidence I've stored on my website's remote servers. I am beyond thankful, that over the years dabbling in the fields of tech and security, I've made friends in such high places not even money can buy. Respect is the currency of the universe, and of that, my enemies are bankrupt. 25 photos added to 2016B.

Apr 30, 2016: opened 2016B with 46 photos, created the "Is she a 10?" test, & added 9 more videos to the "tapes" playlist.

Apr 9, 2016: added 23 to 2016A and uploaded a few clips from the old tapes finally. I'll be adding more every few days and I'll try to text you if you're in them. no skits restored yet because I have to re-edit them, so that might be awhile.

Mar 20, 2016: updated DanzTools, added tape capture to services, cleaned up the AMPGB interface, and opened gallery 2016A with 62 photos. life update: everyone is still on guard. remember this though.. I've always made enemies. not because I'm a bad guy, but because I defend myself well.

Feb 16, 2016: download this file [evidocs.axx]. it's an encrypted archive of 96 very detailed text documents. you can decrypt this archive using AxDecrypt. I may post the password to my social media accounts. if I do, all you have to do is call the police. if I'm unable to do that, connect with family and friends until you get it. if you're one of the few who have it, play dumb if asked, call me as soon as possible, and if you can't get a hold of me for more than 12 hours, give it to them.

Feb 15, 2016: thank you all for reporting. if anyone else has been contacted about me, send everything you have to the encrypted email addresses provided. otherwise, call.

Jan 7, 2016: posted a video YouTube with clips I recorded in between all the photos I took from June to December, a few quotes, a few photos (2015D2), started zingers 7 (not done), and updated site info. a legal update: wtf+lol. some advice yal.. if your whole strategy to get even with someone is dependent entirely on lies.. you've already lost. you can't change the truth. if anyone ends up in court for any reason, just be honest or don't even bother. a judge is going to see through everyone. a lawyer will too, but they'll play along and just keep taking your money. how embarrassing for them! can't wait to forget those losers. the ugliest souls I've ever met in my life.

Dec 22, 2015: made this to put in the back of my car window. opened 2015D2 gallery with 59. added the BF2 "project reality" mod (full game) to legal torrents along with other new releases.

Nov 12, 2015: Heads up. Jennifer Kreis aware my intentions to press attempted murder charges. Anything happens, obtain evidence from my website's servers.

Nov 10, 2015: added 103 photos to the 2015D gallery. looking to post the "rumors page" back up, but updates to 2015. didn't think I'd need it any more, but i do. still writing that book! about 60% now.

Jul 15, 2015: nothing but photos.. added 35 to close 2015B and I have to say, this is by far my favorite photo gallery I've ever posted. so much fun! added 9 to Older Crap and opened 2015C with 54.

Jun 28, 2015: loving summer.. added 82 pics to 2015B and added zingers 6. life is amazing! on another less important note.. beware fake profiles requesting to be friends on facebook and other social networking sites. this is still my one and only facebook account, and my cellphone number has not changed in over 10 years.

May 31, 2015: more (22) to 2015B, added zingers 5, and uploaded Snapchats 10. Galka!

May 20, 2015: added 24 to the 2015B gallery. moved some of the restored galleries to photo archives. updated DanzTools with new prog to config windows. new "metroid hand" wallpaper. restored complete catalogue of music which still need track info and extras but those will be free.

Apr 26, 2015: started 2015B gallery with 23 photos. restored more missing galleries (paintball sets, sky diving, fractured spine). made a new wallpaper, "butterfly spirit". inserted a playlist in the video section for all the Snapchats I did. 15 photos added to the "Older Crap" gallery. scanned 33 more photos into the "Way Back" gallery. I'm finally getting around to editing the "Crazy Tapes" video collection. I even found some VHS tapes that none of us even knew existed. I'm going to be posting them to YouTube soon to share. we're excited as hell haha, they're great.

Mar 29, 2015: blog post "Pussyheads", 21 to 2015A, 9 to Buzz, and updated DanzTools.

Feb 17, 2015: snow day, bitches! uploaded Snapchats 9 and added 23 more to 2015A.

Jan 30, 2015: opened 2015A gallery with 22 photos. the Galaxy S5 has a great camera. I have one more snapchat video for youtube and then I'm going to start uploading stuff from those 18+ hours of crazy tapes we did, finally.

Jan 13, 2015: blog post "A Rock in The Ocean". something I wrote last night before bed. I know the people this is about will react only in a fist pounding of confusing monkey rage, but I know you guys dig this kind of layered writing. update: surprised at all the positive feedback on this. very cool.

Jan 6, 2015: no time, too naked.. Snapchats 8, 25 pics to 2014D, and Donny Dodson owes me $700 because he's such a winner! [a phone picks up] "hello? hi, yeah listen.. I can't pay this month. my butt hurts. what?! but.. my butt! it hurts!" [click].

Dec 22, 2014: uploaded a thank you video for all the birthday wishes and added 6 photos to the Buzz gallery. thanks to matt, shannon, mom, ernie, kristy, jess, jacob, dad, and julie for coming over! Also thanks to Dustin for showing us that "downstairs" is too great a distance from his computer to attend his friend's birthday party.

Dec 16, 2014: uploaded "Snapchats Sheven" video. wrote a FB post, then copied it to my blog and called it "Laughing in The Rain". tomorrow I'll be 32. so much going on right now it's insane.

Dec 10, 2014: don't forget to smile in between all the holiday bullshit. watch "Snapchats Thickth" on YouTube, or do like everyone else is doing and watch them on my Snapchat you wack faggot.

Dec 2, 2014: uploaded "Snapchats Fie" added 9 pics to 2014D and 5 that were missing from Buzz.

Nov 18, 2014: added 14 pics to 2014D and uploaded "Snapchats Fow".

Oct 31, 2014: All you cracka ass jive turkey mutha fuckas be careful out there tonight, ya dig?

Oct 28, 2014: added 5 pics to the Buzz gallery and 17 to 2014D. uploaded "Snapchats Fwee" and hopefully I'll get some good video of me at the Halloween party in full character.

Oct 5, 2014: so I started using YouTube again. uploaded "Dan discovers Snapchat" and "Snapchats 2". and no, I haven't re-uploaded any of the 60 or so videos from my 1st YouTube account yet. some stuff is lost forever cause I can't find the originals.

Sep 25, 2014: opened 2014D with 18 photos. created a 2nd series of memes called "too easy" using known photos. on a serious note, I setup a folder of files in the members section in the event that something happens that needs explaining and or proof.

Aug 29, 2014: updated DanzTools. 7 pics to Buzz. 11 pics to 2014C.

Jul 28, 2014: added 35 pics to 2014C. if we're friends, you'll know me and Jen (or "the Collective Known as") are no longer together. a few weeks ago, after 6 years, I had no choice but to end it. I won't remove any photos of her because that's destructive, and I refuse to do anything but build my life to perfection. no one, no matter how miserable they are, is going to stop me. stay tuned for this years' song.

Jun 25, 2014: CPGN video showing off pre-alpha gameplay coming soon! +56 pics to 2014C.

Jun 4, 2014: added 57 more pics to 2014B and opened 2014C with 37. new torrent releases also.

May 4, 2014: added 60 pics to 2014B. remade the CRX for CPGN. killed a man in PA.

Apr 27, 2014: man, the things going on with CPGN are fucking insane! it's really hard not to post 20 million shits about how awesome it is! anyway, most of my attention has been on that, but I've also updated DanzTools.

Apr 7, 2014: added 18 photos to 2014A (check out me ripping off my toenail with pliers) and opened 2014B with 32 photos. all galleries are now open. DanzTools version 2 for Windows 7 is now available. new features include LAN chat with file sharing and lots of editing and management tools.

Mar 25, 2014: the download is here! 2.2 gigs of content throughout the years, and tons of never before seen or heard stuff too! Home videos, sketches, songs, outtakes, sound clips, & more. 218 files!

Mar 22, 2014: this Tuesday my website turns 15! Read my blog post for special info

. added new ways to contact me. bringing back the newsletter to fix issues mentioned in the blog post. of all the things that have come and gone at my site, is there anything you'd like to see return? Let me know for Tuesday!

Mar 5, 2014: updated the Bloody Metal gadget to output BBC for forum posts. share buttons at the bottom of each page now output forum codes also. made a new cryptic wallpaper with something I wrote inspired by Latin translations of wise men talking about death, life, and the foolishness of humans.