Apr 9, 2016: added 23 to 2016A and uploaded a few clips from the old tapes finally. I'll be adding more every few days and I'll try to text you if you're in them. no skits restored yet because I have to re-edit them, so that might be awhile.
Mar 20, 2016: updated DanzTools, added tape capture to services, cleaned up the AMPGB interface, and opened gallery 2016A with 62 photos. life update: everyone is still on guard. remember this though.. I've always made enemies. not because I'm a bad guy, but because I defend myself well.
Feb 16, 2016: download this file [evidocs.axx]. it's an encrypted archive of 96 very detailed text documents. you can decrypt this archive using AxDecrypt. I may post the password to my social media accounts. if I do, all you have to do is call the police. if I'm unable to do that, connect with family and friends until you get it. if you're one of the few who have it, play dumb if asked, call me as soon as possible, and if you can't get a hold of me for more than 12 hours, give it to them.
Feb 15, 2016: thank you all for reporting. if anyone else has been contacted about me, send everything you have to the encrypted email addresses provided. otherwise, call.
Jan 7, 2016: posted a video YouTube with clips I recorded in between all the photos I took from June to December, a few quotes, a few photos (2015D2), started zingers 7 (not done), and updated site info. a legal update: wtf+lol. some advice yal.. if your whole strategy to get even with someone is dependent entirely on lies.. you've already lost. you can't change the truth. if anyone ends up in court for any reason, just be honest or don't even bother. a judge is going to see through everyone. a lawyer will too, but they'll play along and just keep taking your money. how embarrassing for them! can't wait to forget those losers. the ugliest souls I've ever met in my life.
Dec 22, 2015: made this to put in the back of my car window. opened 2015D2 gallery with 59. added the BF2 "project reality" mod (full game) to legal torrents along with other new releases.
Nov 12, 2015: Heads up. Jennifer Kreis aware my intentions to press attempted murder charges. Anything happens, obtain evidence from my website's servers.
Nov 10, 2015: added 103 photos to the 2015D gallery. looking to post the "rumors page" back up, but updates to 2015. didn't think I'd need it any more, but i do. still writing that book! about 60% now.
Jul 15, 2015: nothing but photos.. added 35 to close 2015B and I have to say, this is by far my favorite photo gallery I've ever posted. so much fun! added 9 to Older Crap and opened 2015C with 54.
Jun 28, 2015: loving summer.. added 82 pics to 2015B and added zingers 6. life is amazing! on another less important note.. beware fake profiles requesting to be friends on facebook and other social networking sites. this is still my one and only facebook account, and my cellphone number has not changed in over 10 years.
May 20, 2015: added 24 to the 2015B gallery. moved some of the restored galleries to photo archives. updated DanzTools with new prog to config
windows. new "metroid hand" wallpaper.
restored complete catalogue of music which still need track info and extras but those will be free.
Apr 26, 2015: started 2015B gallery with 23 photos. restored more missing galleries (paintball sets, sky
diving, fractured spine). made a new wallpaper, "butterfly spirit".
inserted a playlist in the video section for all the Snapchats I did. 15 photos added to the "Older Crap" gallery. scanned 33 more photos into the "Way Back" gallery. I'm finally getting around to editing
the "Crazy Tapes" video collection. I even found some VHS tapes
that none of us even knew existed. I'm going to be posting them
to YouTube soon to share. we're excited as hell haha, they're
Jan 30, 2015: opened 2015A gallery with 22 photos. the Galaxy S5 has a great
camera. I have one more snapchat video for youtube and then
I'm going to start uploading stuff from those 18+ hours
of crazy tapes we did, finally.
Jan 13, 2015: blog post "A
Rock in The Ocean". something I wrote last night before
bed. I know the people this is about will react only in a fist
pounding of confusing monkey rage, but I know you guys dig this
kind of layered writing. update: surprised at all the positive
feedback on this. very cool.
Jan 6, 2015: no time, too naked.. Snapchats 8, 25 pics to 2014D, and Donny Dodson owes me $700 because he's such
a winner! [a phone picks up] "hello? hi, yeah listen..
I can't pay this month. my butt hurts. what?! but.. my butt!
it hurts!" [click].
Dec 22, 2014: uploaded a thank you video for all the birthday wishes and added 6
photos to the Buzz gallery. thanks to matt, shannon, mom, ernie, kristy,
jess, jacob, dad, and julie for coming over! Also thanks to
Dustin for showing us that "downstairs" is too great
a distance from his computer to attend his friend's birthday
Dec 16, 2014: uploaded "Snapchats
Sheven" video. wrote a FB post, then copied it to my
blog and called it "Laughing
in The Rain". tomorrow I'll be 32. so much going
on right now it's insane.
Dec 10, 2014: don't forget to smile in between all the
holiday bullshit. watch "Snapchats
Thickth" on YouTube, or do like everyone else is doing
and watch them on my Snapchat you
Oct 28, 2014: added 5 pics to the Buzz gallery and 17 to 2014D. uploaded "Snapchats
Fwee" and hopefully I'll get some good video of
me at the Halloween party in full character.
Oct 5, 2014: so I started using YouTube again. uploaded "Dan
discovers Snapchat" and "Snapchats
2". and no, I haven't re-uploaded any of the 60
or so videos from my 1st YouTube account yet. some stuff is
lost forever cause I can't find the originals.
Sep 25, 2014: opened 2014D with 18 photos. created a 2nd series of memes called "too
easy" using known photos. on a serious note, I setup
a folder of files in the members section in the event that something
happens that needs explaining and or proof.
Jul 28, 2014: added 35 pics to 2014C. if we're friends, you'll know me and Jen
(or "the Collective Known as") are no longer together.
a few weeks ago, after 6 years, I had no choice but to end it.
I won't remove any photos of her because that's destructive,
and I refuse to do anything but build my life to perfection.
no one, no matter how miserable they are, is going to stop me.
stay tuned for this years' song.
Jun 25, 2014: CPGN video showing
off pre-alpha gameplay coming soon! +56 pics to 2014C.
May 4, 2014: added 60 pics to 2014B. remade the CRX for CPGN. killed a man in PA.
Apr 27, 2014: man, the things going on with CPGN are fucking insane! it's really
hard not to post 20 million shits about how awesome it is! anyway,
most of my attention has been on that, but I've also updated DanzTools.
Apr 7, 2014: added 18 photos to 2014A (check out me ripping off my toenail with pliers)
and opened 2014B with 32 photos. all galleries are now open. DanzTools version
2 for Windows 7 is now available. new features include LAN chat
with file sharing and lots of editing and management tools.
Mar 25, 2014: the download is here! 2.2 gigs of content throughout the years, and tons
of never before seen or heard stuff too! Home videos, sketches,
songs, outtakes, sound clips, & more. 218 files!
Mar 22, 2014: this Tuesday my website turns 15! Read my blog post for special info . added
new ways to contact me. bringing
back the newsletter to fix issues mentioned in the blog post.
of all the things that have come and gone at my site, is there
anything you'd like to see return? Let me know for Tuesday!
Mar 5, 2014: updated the Bloody Metal gadget to output BBC for forum posts. share buttons at the bottom
of each page now output forum codes also. made a new cryptic wallpaper with something
I wrote inspired by Latin translations of wise men talking about
death, life, and the foolishness of humans.